Last week, Mexico’s Congress heard an unusual testimony—the discovery of mummified extraterrestrial remains on Earth—at least according to the presenter, journalist Jaime Maussan.
Many disagree.
The space mummies seem much closer to creepy-paper-mache-experiment than certified-dead-alien, argues Wired (read more here and here). And Reuters agrees that Maussan’s evidence holds together like old llama bones glued to fake skin.
I’d love to see future claims like Maussan‘a automatically coupled with reliable chemical analyses, third-party DNA tests, common sense rigor.
In the meantime, I’m just excited to record a new Noise inspired by MUMMIES FROM SPAAAAAAAAAAACE.
Here we go:

